Do you crave a change in diet? Do you want to be healthier? Do you want to save the environment? Are you sick of human injustices? Are you sick of humans?

Most importantly, do you want to be part of the future?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you've come to the right place. Welcome to D.I.C.H., or the Deviantart Institute for the Consumption of Humans. Call it canniballism, call it sick, call it what you will. We here at D.I.C.H. believe that through the contolled breeding and harvesting of human meats, many of the world's biggest problems could be solved. Don't believe us? Read our helpful F.A.Q. below.


FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: How will the D.I.C.H. diet help me?
A: Human meats are rich in proteins, and the carbohydrates you need to get through your day. In tests, those who substituted human meat for the meat of other animals often felt healthier, and had more energy.

Q: You claim that cannibalism could improve society. How?
A: It's a well known fact that the American prison system is very overcrowded. Many of these people are convicted felons, and have been given life or near-life sentences. These people are simply wasting space and money. They could, however, provide vast quantities of valuable meat. In this way, we've cleared out the prison system, gotten rid of the worst offenders, and produced a large amount of food. Also, this would serve as quite a punishment, and it would drastically reduce crime. The less money the government has to spend, the less taxes are. The food could be used to feed the starving homeless.

Q: But the homeless would still be homeless....
A: True, but that could work to our advantage as well! The homeless, now well fed, could be sent to live on harvesting farms. These farms will provide work for those who are fit to work, and those who are not can live happy, fruitful lives before they themselves are harvested. The same goes for the unemployed, welfare-sucking people. Once again, more money for the government, less taxes. The system works beautifully. Already we've eliminated crime and poverty in our country.

Q: But how could D.I.C.H. help the world?
A: Well, the meat we gather from these people can be sent to poverty-stricken Third World countries. With the amount of meat we produce, we could keep the people in, say, uganda, happy and healthy for quite some time. In return, each month they would provide us with a ration of people from their country to go towards the cause. They can pick who they send, so it would likely be criminals or unwanted people. They would, in essence, become a huge, self-sufficient, constanly breeding human farm. The more meat we get, the more countries we could help. And the more countries that pick up on this - Canada, England, Russia, etc. - the easier mass production would be. Can you imagine the way this would boost everyone's economy? Truly, meat is the business of the future.

Q: Aren't there some who would disagree?
A: With every revolution, there are those who oppose. But history has taught us that we must push on through, for the greater good. There will always be dissenters at first.

Q: But there are some moral issues at stake.
A: We must learn to re-adjust our thinking! It used to be morally wrong for woment to work, but no one believes that now! Wake up! It's the 21st century, and it's time we adjust our thinking to embrace cannibalism and all it's benefits. Cannibalism has inaccurately been portrayed as a negative thing in movies and books for years. Movies like "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" want us to believe that those who consume human mean are sick, deranged people. This is simply not true! I know many fine, upstanding young cannibals; smart, caring individuals who simply see the benefits of such a diet.

Q: What is human meat like?
A: Much like beef. It's quite good, really. There are several talented, free-thinking chefs who are already developing some gourmet dishes with human meat.

Q: What about businesses that rely on other animal products?
A: They would simply have to add Human to their menus. If anything, it would help business.

A: What about prices and availability?
Q: Human meat would be readily available, and cheaper than most meats. There would be no lack of it, seeing as how people enjoy sex, and thus it could be sold cheaper. It really is a wonderful system.


HOW TO JOIN THE MOVEMENT

So you think you'd like to be part of it? Sure thing! Just send a note to one of our founders and we'll put you in right away. There will be things to do, and rewards for things done well. So, join the movement. All that we ask is for you to spread the word.


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ACTIVITIES AND JOBS
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~Spread the word and get us members!!

~If you have or know of cannibalistic artwork you think we should see, send a note with a link and we'll add it to favorites!

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That's all for today.

Eat Meat!

-Joe (founder)